fuck me I'm tired
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.
when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class
ITS IN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND!!!!
IT’S WHEN THE COUNTRIES OF THE COMMONWEALTH COME TOGETHER FOR A BIG FIGHT TO PLEASE THE QUEEN!!!
HERE’S THE LOGO!!!
OUR MASCOT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WEED IN THE WORLD!!!
(if you insult it, Scotland will put you on the…
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????