mexico

snuglefuk:

its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

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This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

Awh (*^-^*)

(Source: boywhocriedwerewolfarchive)

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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  • Dude at the opening ceremony: Now be upstanding for the national anthem.
  • Me: OOOH FLOWER O' SCOTLAND WHEN WILL WE SEEEEEEEE YER LIKE AGAAAAAIN?

IT'S COMMONWEALTH GAMES TIME!!!!!!

that-guy-called-scott:

ITS IN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND!!!!

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IT’S WHEN THE COUNTRIES OF THE COMMONWEALTH COME TOGETHER FOR A BIG FIGHT TO PLEASE THE QUEEN!!!

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NO AMERICA!!!

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HERE’S THE LOGO!!!

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OUR MASCOT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WEED IN THE WORLD!!!

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(if you insult it, Scotland will put you on the…

  • Scots and English: this is really terrible
  • English: It really is
  • Scots: shut ur fuckin face

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)